j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

by the crouching cowboy45 December 10, 2009

trey-J

to get high on weed and jack off.

trey smmoked a blunt and then went home and had a trey-J

by tent December 29, 2007

J BLAIDS

Jewish Black AIDS

I hope you get J BLAIDS.

by 2nd lunch March 15, 2017

Down with the J

Someone who really like Jesus and his father, and often feels the need to let others know of their Christ love.

-Why is Paul always up so early on Sunday?
-He is totally down with the J man!

by Sguar1 December 29, 2008

j-spray

street term for semen.
jizz, jizzem, j-spray

dude, i totally blew my j-spray all over megan's face last night after i one-handed her. :)

by big red2 November 02, 2007

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 03, 2011

C&J

A tradition of raging your face off with the coolest people around. Otherwise known as Cookies and Juice, C&J comes from a long history of the best and the brightest having good times

You: So there's a party tonight?
Me: No. There's a C&J though.
You: Oh shit, my bad. Cool, I'll be there.

by CookieMonster13 August 09, 2010