whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.
I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.
by 666_swastika_white_power_666 March 29, 2011
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Get the unspoken jizz mug.It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.
Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.
Noun, very improper.
a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"
"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.
by Idancedwithdangermouse June 29, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!
by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009
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Get the Jizz fingers mug.a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.
Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
by skimmboarder August 7, 2008
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