dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

flying dildo

When your dildo drinks red-bull and grows and grows wings.

"My dildo drank red bull and flew away!"flying dildo

by satans_kid April 7, 2015

Dildo Gun

Refers to the incredibly weak and lame TMP from Counter Strike.Invented by a man named Bob

Bob:Hey i did it! I invented a new gun
Lee:That looks like your wifes vibrator on the end of a Mac
Alex:Yeah that looks like a Dildo gun
Bob:DONT MOCK ME!
Lee:Test it out then
Bob:Ok(points dildo gun at Alex.Fires)
Unloads clip on Alex
Alex:You suck,that didnt do shit
Bob:I know.......

by Midgeman March 17, 2009

Leather Dildo

A dildo made of leather. Has not been used by the general public since the middle ages. Often made of goat leather, and decorated with glitter. Only known contemporary use is by scoutmasters when they rape their scouts.

"Lube up boys, Uncle Terry is going to teach you leather dildocraft meritbadge"

by Terry Reick December 22, 2009

Mexican dildo

Another term for a frozen turd.

I sliped on a mexican dildo.

by The Fury 13 December 13, 2010

electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

Dildo show

A show of sexual mature done with a dildo.

Matt:Let's hire a stripper to do a dildo show!

by 4smoothness August 18, 2011