Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
Get the Dad Toastmug. The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
Get the ladera dadmug. 
A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
Get the dad coffeemug. songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Get the Dad songsmug. The true male equivalent of a wine mom. Teaches their son to throw. Interrogates their daughter's date. No shenanigans get by him, not in this household. Probably has a moustache and tells bad jokes for his own amusement. Not mad, just disappointed.
P1: My dad could beat up your dad.
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
P2: Doubt it. Your dad is a beer dad, but mine is a whiskey dad.
P1: Oh, shit!
by tw353 December 31, 2016
Get the whiskey dadmug. by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018
Get the MY DADmug.