candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"
by Arsenic54 March 17, 2016
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Candy Hangover

When an individual experiences discomfort after eating a large amount of candy. This usually occurs on Halloween, Easter, Valentines Day, or Christmas when people give and receive sweets.

Candy Hangover can result in nausea, vomiting, headaches, toothaches, stomach pains, loss of appetite, sour mood, and many other things.
Candy Hangover may occur a while after eating the candy or the morning after.
Billy: Maria, what's wrong??
Maria: Aw......I think I have Candy Hangover from eating all those sweets last night!
Billy: I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating !
by DemonOfTheRain666 March 06, 2011
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ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon
ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit
by pecial August 16, 2006
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Candy Girl

Japanese version of Love Doll. Candy girl is made of soft silicone material to feel like a real life woman. you can move it to any position you want and do anything to it. The face usually is the same, but wigs and costumes give the dolls their own uniquenesses. Usually there are two selections when it comes to faces. You can choose either real life or anime faces.
Since I don't have a girlfriend, I have my candy girl to perform all my sexual desires.
by candy girl man February 26, 2008
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candied cunt

forcing a girl put fun dip in her cunt before eating her out in order to enhance the flavor of her beef flaps.
I ate out Bo's candied cunt last night.
by cunt slayer December 15, 2005
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Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).
"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one
by labeauf October 06, 2011
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Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".
Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.
by fknugly February 02, 2012
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