February 26

February 26 is international anal day/Backdoor day/Slime your homeboy day.

If your home boy askes you to hangout on February 26 he might rape you analy

John: Hey bro do you want to hang out on February 26?
Bob: Yea sure I'll hang out with you on that day..

*on the 26th*

John: look over there!

Bob: what is it-

John: *starts raping Bob in the ass*

by NoodleLord February 25, 2025

June 25 and 26

national suck your partners dick day

it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty

by shawtybae103 June 24, 2024

HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.

PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

IS THIS

gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.

by Andy the shed August 15, 2022

October 26

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!

Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00

by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

March 26

People that were born on March 26 are the kindest and friendliest people on this planet but they can be angry as if you piss them off. They are the type of people to be there with you no matter what and stick with you. They are the most understandable and they are quite fun to talk to. You will have things to relate to when you talk to these people, and they are always loyal no matter what. And they will never back-stab you.

March 26 people are the best.

by Mr matchmaker February 13, 2022