j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011

C&J

A tradition of raging your face off with the coolest people around. Otherwise known as Cookies and Juice, C&J comes from a long history of the best and the brightest having good times

You: So there's a party tonight?
Me: No. There's a C&J though.
You: Oh shit, my bad. Cool, I'll be there.

by CookieMonster13 August 9, 2010

j/t

Just Trollin'

*watching ijustine and leaves comment*
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!! j/t lol

by The internet troll May 23, 2010

trey-J

to get high on weed and jack off.

trey smmoked a blunt and then went home and had a trey-J

by tent January 10, 2008

Down with the J

Someone who really like Jesus and his father, and often feels the need to let others know of their Christ love.

-Why is Paul always up so early on Sunday?
-He is totally down with the J man!

by Sguar1 December 28, 2008