December 5

Post you crush or let your friends expose you

*post a random person on their story on december 5

by anonymous December 4, 2020

may 5

tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day

what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!

by badbleeppetar May 5, 2021

November 5

November 5 is hug your girlfriend day!

Him:hey it’s november 5 want a hug?
Her:ya sure!!

by Haelynnlol November 4, 2021

Saturn 5

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.

Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.

by gregben February 6, 2022

October 5

Its October 5ith national go skate day a day were everyone gos out and skates until they are to tired to move anymore

Are you going out for october 5ith? naw man thats way to tireing

by weksjfs fs354 October 5, 2021

Starting 5

Your top 5 females currently in your rotation. subject to trades and being dropped.

“yeah isabell is in my starting 5 recently; head game strong af”

by rowdyluttrell September 4, 2021

5 to 9

A part time job with few hours

I'm a full time student but I have a 5 to 9 at Domino's after class.

by Dynazty December 20, 2009