black fag who is tall and somewhat skinny with an Afro that looks like burnt cupcake with a sprinkle of pubic hair.He likes to act like a 5 year old by going on his iPad,play roblox,and watches fnaf animation.but this kid is cool he can be a great friend when you need him the most and if he ever loses your airpod you still wont be mad at him
by Tooraj November 26, 2019

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

The full, offical and certified name of Stevie Wonder. Born in the 40s to a mixed race marriage, Steven was the 4th child and had 84 siblings, known for keeping a pet Quokka
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Cai Stevens, the ultimate dark-horse badman. Often loitering 'the streets' drinking and stealing lollies from helpless children.
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