Tijuana breakfast burrito

When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.

I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.

by Turd Ferguson May 10, 2014

Twin Burrito Sisters

Pair of two girls that are the bestest friends in the world and are super nice. Usually one of them will be a bitch, but once you get to know her, she will be an amazing person and friend. Also will fall for any guy. The other one will be super shy and introverted at first. But, then as you get to know her, she becomes the life of the party and is amazing to have around. As a bonus, they are both thicc asfff. Great to have around as they are both very weird and funny.

Dang look at them. I bet they're Twin Burrito Sisters.

by ThiccerThanABowlOfOatmeal September 27, 2018

Blue water burrito

A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.

The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.

I just laid a blue water burrito in the honey bucket.

by Angry russian110 January 4, 2020

Texas Bean Burrito

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”

“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night”

by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017

testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005

Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito

After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.

by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011