anti bagel

A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott

Scott is such an anti bagel fag

by Anti Anti bagel January 17, 2023

Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!

Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019

Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017