zonga

ugly but has a beautiful personality

keth asked me out but is so zonga

by ._.=-= May 11, 2021

zongoloid

A child that is slow moving or doing nothing and is one of the best ways to get her (they're) attention

Zongoloid take long enough?!

by Barry Newton March 20, 2017

zongaa

A YouTube channel that is more dead the admins sex life. However, Zongaa is possible the greatest channel on the platform.

John: "Yo man what you watching on the Tube."
Sonny: "Oh yaknow just rewatching all the Zongaa videos for the eighth time."
John: "Damn only the eighth time? Normie."

by Kz00_BigMac August 28, 2018

Zongo

When you shit in a womans mouth and you shake her head vigorously until it's a liquid then pour it into a taco bell baja blast

Dude I'm going zongo after I get off work at taco bell

by JackMartz April 15, 2020

Zonguism

The belief that the world can only achieve peace once umans are gone.

Zonguism is a very different ideology, isn't it?

by justaman456 October 8, 2020

Zongy

Bonkers or irrational

Wow, you’re being so zongy today.

Riding your bike in an ice storm is so zongy.

by cufuffyiscool November 20, 2020

Zonged

When you are both high and drunk to an extreme level

Dude im so fuckin zonged right now

by Zaveee October 5, 2021