george zimmerman

a racist faggot who killed a innocent black teenager doing nothing wrong walking in a white neighborhood.

guy 1:"did you see the trial of george zimmerman last night"?
guy 2: yep im shocked the racist cunt went free

by psychaotic boss July 23, 2014

zimmer stamp

To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stamp is placing it on something

The steelers are the super bowl champs, I Zimmer stamp it!

by Reyes Gonzales August 2, 2006

zimminy cricketts

1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you

1. I'd love to tell you what I did last night, but my zimminy cricketts is telling me not to.

2. I would have gotten so much ass from that bitch if it wasn't for zimminy cricketts.

by jwooders November 15, 2007

Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

by Gary April 23, 2004

Don Zimmer

Fat fuck that has do to with the New York Yankees; looks like a fat bowling ball

I fell in love with Pedro Martinez after he slammed Don Zimmer's head to the ground

by This Is Not Meg July 23, 2004

Zimmerit

A form of protection used against magnetic mines by the Germans in World War Two. The material was put on to German Panzers to prevent their distruction. Zimmerit was applied using a type of spatula. There were several patterns including zig-zag, horizontal columns and rows, and vertical columns and rows. One ingredient was saw dust. It was suspected that Zimmerit would ignite when hit by an anti-tank shell and the process was halted in late 1944, but there is no evidence to prove that Zimmerit was ever flamable.

What the %&#($ is Zimmerit made of!?

by fritzstolz September 28, 2005

zimmel

If you have a friend or know someone who is named Zimmel they are one of the funniest people you know or will meet. When you think of them you thing of a cheeseburger because of how cheesy their jokes are. Usually they have foot fetishes but they say they don't (they do btw) but all in all they're pretty cool.

Zimmel has a foot fetish

Zimmel is so funny

by So not Tee November 20, 2021