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Zorch

The act of holding an object in one's hands in order to invoke the imagination, usually accompanied by a crazed look in the eyes.
Darren: Why are you holding your napkin like that? Why do your eyes look so crazed?
Layla: I'm imagining ice skaters! I'm zorching!
by mydreamisreal January 15, 2011
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Zorch Cannon

when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward
John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon
by MAC117 October 1, 2009
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zorch

i need a zorch
sex fucking getting your freak on
by legend69 October 20, 2008
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zhora

Russian name, stands for Georgiy.
Usualy its a guy who cant stop partying. Not that he loves it, its his temper. He always ignites the fire in any company, he is also good at making friends, if not a professional. being a zhora-marketing worker equals to being rich. Can be sobby sometimes,but can easily be instantly revived to the everlaughing good mood. always organises something, or doing something, he cant sit still he needs food for brains and action. A bit egoistic, if he needs something - he will get it, tho everybody forgives him for being sexy, fiery and never ending epicentre of any action.
Yesterday zhora (zhorik) was with a girl. We need to call zhora, he will bring chicks.
by Lord Elifas March 14, 2017
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zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.
Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018
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Zorched

The term "zorched," while commonly attributed to skate culture, was actually conceived by Robert "DJ Robo Slice" Lofberg in the summer of 2011 following a period of extreme bullying by middle schoolers. It is used to describe a feeling of extreme fatigue and resulting in emotional instability. Some artists feel that attaining a level of "zorched-ness" can help their creative process, expanding their mind in pursuit of achieving a higher level of inspiration.

Despite the insistence by a one Brendan Welsh as being the true catalyst behind the term's creation, his sad and persistent pleas to be recognized for the term have merely rendered him a "poser". He was last seen bemoaning his fall from grace while wearing salmon-colored shorts and a pink Vineyard Vines polo.
"Brah, I feel so zorched right now."
by skaterboi3 June 12, 2018
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Zorchathon

A contest that measure who can get the most zorched. The first contest--created by American writer/skateboarder, Travis Knight--took place in Washington State--in the Olympic National Forest--where American Skateboarder, Two Hawks Young, stole the gold for the very first Zorchathon.
We have officially announced that Two Hawks Young is the victor in this year's Zorchathon
by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018
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