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Secretary GAVF

Add it at the end of an e-mail or letter to sound important.
(especially if you're adressing official bodies or companies)

GAVF = Grill auf Volksfesten = (engl.) Barbecue at folk festivals = BAFF
Yo EZB,

send cash for buiz ASAP!

Have a blast

Justin Case-Eyeneed, Secretary GAVF

... or google "Titanic WM 2006" for a perfect example.
by Kain Ächter-Nahme July 8, 2022
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Secretary

doesn't matter secretary
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zeletary

Scrooge had a zeletary for money at the start of the novella
by Idk7848 October 22, 2023
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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
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German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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The Secretary

- Parker Wilson, aka one thicc mofo (bbs - big booty secretary)
- does whoever, whenever, wherever
Bro did you see the secretary today? He was looking thicc af
by Secretaryfan101 August 12, 2021
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