A sexual act in which one person is punched repeatedly while their leg is securely caught in a bear trap.
She said I was too vanilla, so I hit her with the Yukon Rockslide. Missionary probably would have been better because I'm in jail now obviously.
by tandembicyclegang May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. by @JustEdgarDK January 2, 2022
Get the Yukonmug. by OB_SH May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
by My uncle deadlier than urs :p July 26, 2024
Get the Fort Yukonmug. by Partydude17 May 6, 2022
Get the Yukon Showermug. The practice of making a small fire under your vehicle (usually a diesel) letting the engine become warm enough to start in negative degree freezing weather. Usually done in preparation by driving the vehicle on a pile of snow or ramps so the flame doesn’t touch any metal or wires directly.
“Man it’s negative 20 today and we need to go into town to get more food and booze, how are we supposed to start our pickup?”
“Don’t worry, we make a Yukon Stove!”
“Don’t worry, we make a Yukon Stove!”
by anonymous January 15, 2024
Get the Yukon Stovemug. A fence made out of used building materials such as pallets, pieces of railing, trees, and car doors... basically whatever you have lying around.
by Kismet66 June 13, 2022
Get the Yukon fencemug.