Your nan

Your nans ugly and stupid. She is a fat ugly mom And goes to the toilet every min

Your nan

by Commander boss November 16, 2019

Your nan

British slang about said persons nan

Joe : hey Tim

Tim : your nan

Joe :what are you saying my ni🅱️🅱️a
Tim :yourNAN

by The n word is bad January 23, 2020

Your nan

Hot and sexy

Your Nan is hot and sexy

by Sexy nan August 31, 2021

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan

Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!

by 2 pack July 3, 2020