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Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.
Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.
by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018
mugGet the Your Nanmug.

Your nan

Hot and sexy
Your Nan is hot and sexy
by Sexy nan August 31, 2021
mugGet the Your nanmug.

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
mugGet the bollocks to your nanmug.

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024
mugGet the Patterning up your nan bruvmug.

Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan
Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!
by 2 pack July 3, 2020
mugGet the Your nanmug.

Your Nan

An old woman who sleeps naked
Look your nan is sleeping naked again
by Aflie Sternwest July 24, 2019
mugGet the Your Nanmug.

your nan

if you pull this card you win any argument
Other Person: You suck

You : Your nan sucks

Argument won.
by YungNicknameNigga January 21, 2019
mugGet the your nanmug.

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