Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

by dog tits December 19, 2018

Im the new guy who just raped your dog and im going to lose my dick when im doing it, my name is luka
by Fanypack April 3, 2017

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
by anonymous April 23, 2023

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
