your mum's pussy 

it is used by townies/chavs.

moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy

your mum's pussy by owen April 5, 2005

Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

Put this pussy on your sideburns by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009

get your great white pussy out 

a phrase termed to a rather voluptuous milf who is a bit shy in getting her knickers down

You pull your random mate Lukes mum in town. You get her home and she wont strip cos shes intimidated by your youth. So you say, 'LUKES MUM NOOOOOOOOOO, get your great white pussy out'

get your great white pussy out by Bobby Beer Ball February 25, 2009

pussy on your sideburn 

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?

nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

pussy on your sideburn by elderly currency April 16, 2010

Ever have a pussy around your neck? 

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

Ever have a pussy around your neck? by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

your momma's pussy

a term used when an individual says something and is unheard by another, or when one wants to embarass an individual

Kid 1: Yo man you know what's for lunch?
Kid 2: Your momma's pussy nigga
Kid 1: (kills self)

Jobber 1: Yo man you tryin to go to taco bell?
Jobber 2: where?
Jobber 1: your mommas pussy nigga

your momma's pussy by John Machavelli May 15, 2006

pussy on your sideburns 

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

pussy on your sideburns by Yank meplease December 2, 2009