yonk

A period of exactly NINE (9) years

I was born 'bout 5 yonks ago

by yerodretep December 23, 2004

yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

by Jaybaly April 05, 2016

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 04, 2019

Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 03, 2010

Te apesta el yonke

Your ass smells

Marina te apesta el yonke

by kutter kat April 04, 2021

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021