Yertish

a fake language most adults use for kids around the ages of 3-5 who act like they don't know how to talk

Nicki- how old is dashawn?

Randy- 3 years old

Nicki- so if he 3 years old why he don't know how to talk?

Randy- man he speakin that yertish shit!!

by noc noc December 30, 2009

Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

by Hurburt December 1, 2019

yertle

When a surfer shits in their wetsuit.

That wave was so big I got scared and yertled.

by thsherv July 8, 2007

Yerth

The male equivalent of a cunt. Short for urethra.

Thomas is such a stupid fucking yerth!!!

by Jonh, Tom and others December 17, 2008

yertomy

the process of which a grandpa farts thus triggering a weasel to come out of the carpet.

Grandpa Joe's yertomy caused much chaos at Christmas dinner.

by sheeenqua January 6, 2008

Yertle the Turtle

A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.

A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.

by Amroth May 9, 2009