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wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.
"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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Rasputin would do it!

A catchphrase that can be said in almost every situation.
Person 1: U culdnt haedshot me u were 10 miles awai
Person 2: Rasputin would do it!
by [FP]Strider October 11, 2006
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Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.
by Jacob W. April 9, 2004
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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
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A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."
person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
by elmacko April 28, 2011
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What Would Sully Do?

WWSD - With all the constant coverage of our beloved US Airways pilot Sully who landed his aircraft in the Hudson, many are asking him all sorts of life-changing questions. When faced with a serious challenge, such as choosing between the 31 flavors at Baskins-Robins or whether to fight back with an attacker or flee, we ask ourselves; What would Sully do?
I saw my puppy AJ in the middle of a busy street, I had to ask myself, What Would Sully Do?
by Barron AJ von Balbaag March 3, 2009
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What would Jesus do?

A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.
Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!

Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...

Guy: Awww shit...
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
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