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big wok

asian male sex organ of long length and girth; a big yellow dick, unique because it's rare (extremely rare, we're talking about asians here)
girl: omg he's got a big wok, i gagged

girl: -gag- big wok -gag-

fortune cookie: "big wok, lilttle talk" lucky numbers 3 9 23 34 35
by Cocktopus February 25, 2010
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shitty wok

New nickname for any crappy Asian restaurant: Based on the South Park restaurant City Wok...pronounced " shitty wok " by the owner.
Have you ever eaten at Ching Chong Chinaman?

Hell no! That's a shitty wok!!!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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wok mf

A motherfucker that’s doing some wild shit.
Devin you wok mf!!
by Annorlunda September 15, 2020
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Tasty Wok

A Global Trade service used to traffic small, inoccent, Palestinian children into the East-Asian sex trade.
"Look at little Akhmed, he's being taken by Tasty Wok to do unimaginable things."
by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023
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Wok Football

Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.
This Wok Football is unbelievable, Arsenal are such frauds
by deck0 April 8, 2022
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WOK-STAR

While to the general population it means a Bowl to cook noodles (or your trap supply) on,

A Wok-Star is a #Based Pronunciation of the word "Rock Star" popularized by Playboi Carti in his Freshman XXL Freestyle.

A Wok-Star, now deconstructed in the way Sir Cartier says so:

A modern socialite who has generated so much clout that a whole wave of people try to sound and act just like him, similar to trends in rock music between the 70s and 90s.
A Rockstar had similar qualities, but a WOK-STAR also has breakthroughs in the fashion world, meme world, and the obsessive Internet fanatic world. In fact, they can generate all their living without releasing music or being a musician. A Wok-Star simply has to be relevant to everybody and they die as soon as soon as the Hype dies...
A Mouth Breather: All mainstream celebrities are such true genuises, that's why we have so much faith in them.

The Woke Minded: Nah, they are simply Wok-Stars, they are on top one minute and in the streets the next...

A Mouth Breather: Nah man, You're Just a Hater, I am about that Swaggy Gang Sh*t

The Woke Minded: I'M Woke, you're simply Wok, get famous and become a Wok-star and see what's its REALLY like Badi-Bwoy!
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Wok-block

1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana
"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

"Wok-blocked"
by Impossible Firehose May 19, 2010
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