Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".

Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.

by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006

Wither

Some bitch ass nigga.

stfu wither

by cliios December 5, 2022

Dean Withers

the ex-rival of charlie kirk, jubilee and progressive debater

"Wow! Did you see Dean Withers Live yesterday?"
"Nobody watches that shit bud"

by Juju Hart December 11, 2025

withers

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

wither

the person who's fingered a tree and simps for the green dog in paw patrol. zey are also rlly funny and have a good taste in music #stanmitski

"what kind of person would find a dog attractive??"

"wither.."

by miloafe July 26, 2021