WIT

Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG, ROFL, LOL, BRB.

Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"

by Over all the net/text acronyms November 20, 2011

WIT

Who is this?

Stranger: Hey!

You: WIT?

Stranger: the cute girl you gave your number to at the party last night :)

You: Which one?

by drawkcabsihtdaer September 10, 2010

witness

word, indeed

Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.

by thetek November 3, 2003

witness

recognize and, in some cases, preach the gospel. See wordrecognize

let 'em know with a quickness, y'all better to witness.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

wits

What is this shit? Used liberally in the military for staff work that is poor in quality or annoying from another person.

I sent the Captain the report from the IG and he scrawled "WITS" all over the front

by entropy666 January 18, 2008

WIT

A teenage girl(usually in high school), who is training to become a Riding staff at a Girl Scout camp. They work long, hard hours at the Stables, saddling and mucking horse stalls. They have few chances of actually riding a horse, or showering. Very closely related to a CIT, but specialize in horses. They like to be fed yummy food every now and then.

WITS, they are Witty!
The WITs have to go to the stables now.

by Minty the WIT August 4, 2007

Wit

A Lion's vagina.
More commonly referred to as "Lion Cunt."
Used often as a replacement word for other insults.

Jon: "Hey, Tyler! You just lost THE GAME!"

Tyler: "AAAAAHHHHH! Fuck you, you Wit!" D:<

by Shubanta Nuhwanta May 1, 2011