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Christmas Wishbone

A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”

Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
by TheSpleenlessPenis December 21, 2017
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Wishbone Crack

When the glutes are so sculpted, the top of the butt crack splits into a V-shape, resembling an inverted wishbone
His squat game is on point, he has a wishbone crack.
by dmarquee November 5, 2019
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Wishbone

When 2 males having intercourse with a female insert their penises inside the female's anus and vagina, meeting in the middle to form a wishbone.
"My buddy and I totally wishboned this girl last night."
by The Donger88 September 10, 2019
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wishbone

a person, place, or thing you wish you could bone.
since tosh.0 is WAY out of my league, he's just another one of my wishbones!
by vajona jackson-hewitt September 6, 2011
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wishbone

A wishbone is what you call your crushes penis.
Girl: Wow he's really cute.

Friend: I know, I need to hop on that wishbone
by breastknuckles February 17, 2014
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wishbone legs

A Woman with really sexy legs has "Wishbone Legs". You "Wish your "Bone" was between them.
Now that Model has "Wishbone Legs"...Wish my bone was between then Hey?
by Oldskool 1976 June 22, 2024
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Wishbone Vibe

The chill vibe of Conan Grey’s new album.
“Turn the music down.”
“No mom, I’m totally in the wishbone vibe right now.”
by Conehead4Life&Ever September 21, 2025
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