whipping jide

When you meet a Jamestastic girl and she wants the d, you be whipping jide

"I'm about to be whipping jide with this girl"

by Haveajamestasticday December 11, 2015

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

Wiping the Turtle's mouth

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

by Broaders September 6, 2019

jail wiping

When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.

Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.

by le monkey January 1, 2020

Silly Whipping

To drunk drive a motor vehicle

She was silly whipping on the four wheeler all night!

“I saw her silly whip and chug a beer at the same time”

by Kcaff August 3, 2020

Austins pp size over a wopping 7

big pp

Austins pp size over a wopping 7 its big

by pop crackle February 6, 2020

kitty whipping

female masturbation.

related forms: whipping the kitty, kitty whipper,

Saturday, I had plans for some frock shopping and a mani-pedi, but then I started thinking about Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice, so I stayed home for some kitty whipping instead.

by pinkmilk August 9, 2010