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Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
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winkie

And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!
by Joe C June 14, 2004
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The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.
That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .
by tpatora January 4, 2009
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winklevossed

To have your idea stolen form you by someone you knew.
I had this brilliant idea for a new website, then my friend started the website first.

^^I just got winklevossed
by wouldabeenbillionaire May 8, 2011
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Winkie

The male reproductive organ, often used in drunken pub talk in certain Australian areas.
Hey ladies, wanna see my winkie?
by Masto October 8, 2005
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Winker

The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.
by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
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wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.
If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.
by pinkcoconut June 3, 2006
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