Windows Vista

The shitastic OS brought to you by Microsoft. It precedes Windows 7, but was after XP. It was forced down the throats of everyone who bought a new PC before Windows 7 became available.

Person 1: Hey I bought a new laptop!
Person 2: You should have bought one before Windows Vista became available.
Person 1: Why? :(
Person 2: Cause now you got the crappy Vista instead of XP!
Person 1: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!

by DuchessBlarg September 27, 2011

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Windows Vista

Will either:
-Blow Up
-Die
-Steal you bank details
-Ruin you life
-Kill you

Me: What's your OS
Friend: Windows Vista
Me: I WILL COME ROUND YOU HOUSE AND STICK MY WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER USB INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WHILE I DO IT
Friend: oke

by ΨλΜΞΖ June 08, 2020

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Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money April 15, 2016

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releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 27, 2006

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but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.

Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

by Yams August 02, 2007

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