walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

walletvoting

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.

There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

Walle drunk

When someone gets drunk way too easily and becomes a bit gay.

oh that guy is Walle drunk he talks to people

by Svennebanana May 2, 2019

Wallet Warrior

A player in a mmo game who spends piles of money to get all of the best items and equipment. Usually still sucks at the game.

*Premium tank firing randomly kills ally at the start of the game*

Ally: "You stupid fucking wallet warrior!"

by MTWEmperor September 21, 2012

Butcher's Wallet

Slang for the female reproductive arrangement.

"I enjoyed eating her butcher's wallet"

by Benzine April 26, 2005

Wilberth

The funniest, most genuine guy you could ever meet. Weird but has a huge penis

every girl needs a wilberth

by poweredblonde66 December 18, 2019