When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.
by Pimp Lo December 15, 2008
Get the Whiskey Cock mug.1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
by matt5000 June 2, 2010
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A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.
Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.
by magnificent red February 28, 2011
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Often times a whiskey laugher will produce almost no sound and sound like he or she is chocking.
Often times a whiskey laugher will produce almost no sound and sound like he or she is chocking.
by Koser October 21, 2008
Get the Whiskey Laugh mug.The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.
"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"
by Mr. Joel April 24, 2009
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"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."
by billmaynard December 22, 2009
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by a man who needs help January 10, 2011
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