billmaynard's definitions

Whiskey Priest

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

by billmaynard December 22, 2009

Pamela Voorhees

Serial killer and mother of Jason Voorhees who failed to actually kill Kevin Bacon before he made the movie Footloose

I really wish Pamela Voorhees didn't give birth to Billy Zane's child, Jason.

by billmaynard January 26, 2009

mase

a comically obese person unusually resembling a pig and who also emits a bacon-like odor

Did you hear that Mase 'oink' at me?

by billmaynard January 25, 2009