Whumpus

No one is completely sure what Whumpus truly is, all we know is that it will never be located. It's the missing piece of the puzzle that is our known universe.

"do you think this store's got whumpus on their shelves?"

"Mannnnnnn, ain't nobody got whumpus."

by Efroom August 16, 2017

whompercunt

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

by Gimbler March 25, 2009

whomps

Whomps is a word that is used to describe basically anything...its meaning is determined by the person using it. This definition is presented in the Recess episode entitled, "The Story of Whomps". (For you doubters, this must be true because they even brought in a professional slangologist)As a general rule, it is used to describe something or a situation that is undesirable.

Good Charlotte fucking whomps.

by Poisontheewell March 29, 2004

Whomp

Hitting that bong as hard as you possibly can! Blowing a beautiful cloud of excellence. Then Sitting back and enjoying your moment of achievement!

Bro whomp that bong if you an OG!

by Kirkman B June 17, 2020

Whompledonkey

(Womp-il-don-KEY)
A person so unattractive that one looking upon that person has chills run down their spine or a feeling of disgust.

Man, I can not believe Jonny Joe is going out with that Whompledonkey. Looking at her makes me queasy.

by Urps December 30, 2008

whimpanda

A whimpanda is a person who offers blowjobs to every person they come across.

Amanda is a real whimpanda, she keeps offering me blowjobs!

by Kaipanda November 14, 2017

whumpable

Fanfiction term for a character authors love to whump, to torture and abuse in various ways. (And that readers love to read about!) Some characters are considered more naturally whumpable than others.

A: I love to read stories where Daniel Jackson gets whumped.
B: Yeah, but Stiles Stilinski is even more whumpable! My poor baby!
C: You're both wrong! That story where Clint Barton becomes Loki's BDSM slave for, like, centuries! Classic! Hes the most whumpable of all! 💖

by Doro's Mama April 20, 2020