Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016

Tits on a whale

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.

Tits on a whale that's awesome!

by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009

Tagging Whales

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.

Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

by Joe the Clown Hater October 13, 2009

land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

Whale

A gambler who has the capacity to win and lose large sums of money in a casino.

Knowing their potential windfall, the casino caters to their whales.

by A-nony August 14, 2012

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 15, 2007