Whacker

An individual with an extreme obsession with anything involving the Fire Service. one who becomes overly excited over any emergency call just so that they can over assesorise there vehicle with lights, sirens and mobile radios. from trees down to working structure fire's they use any means nessisary to be the first on scene (ie. driveing past the fire house in there own vehicle with out the life saving equipment at the fire house) Also known as a Ambulance chaser who listen to the emergency radio waiting for an emergency call to either observe or try and take control of the situation weather they are called or not. these people usually are undertrained and usualy are not to brite. They obsess and glout the fact that they have the title Probationary Firefighter or EMT but they never care to mention the Probationary Part! are usually probies and wanna-b's

Cory is such a whacker! he stays at the fire house all day and waits for calls. Just the other day i seen him sitting in the fire truck playing with the tools, he even turned on the lights and sirens!

by Libertysccr2 December 6, 2011

Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

by DaPredator May 17, 2010

wackadextrous

The talent or inate ability to "wack it" (masterbate) with both hands indivdually.

I learned that I was wackadextrous when I sprained my right hand.

by MadDingoOG January 24, 2015

Whacking Hour

Anytime you know for certain that you will be home alone and can whack off without fear of being discovered.

My roommate hits the gym on the way home from work every Wednesday. The Whacking Hour begins as soon as I grab my laptop and some lube.

by Jackson Elms June 29, 2017

wackawackanerd

A lightheartedly disparaging term for a seriously crazy genius.

Knowing her since childhood, it had always been clear that she is a straight-up wackawackanerd!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Rack whack

When a woman walks past and bumps you with her boob

Hey! You just rack whacked me

by I luv duccs April 14, 2019

Whacker

EMT, Firefighter or EMT\Firefighter who has a lot of flashing blue or red halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights on their vehicle so that you can see them from a mile away, has at least 1 mobile\hand held scanner or two way radio, wears their squad jacket everywhere in the winter, wears squad\fire department t-shirt every day in the summer. Can be easily spotted by the presence of several pagers on their belt from several different fire departments and\or squads because they want to claim that they run more calls than anyone else. They don't just show up for the good calls, but they get especially excited upon hearing the words "structure fire" or "MVA with entrapment". Often the first person at the squad building or the firehouse when the call goes out because they were listening to their scanner or radio.

Firefighter 1: Hey, man, have you met the new guy yet?
Firefighter 2: Yeah, he's already a member at 2 other fire departments before he joined here.
Firefighter 1: What a whacker!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010