western virgin

A person who claims to be a virgin, even though they have engaged in sexual intercourse numerous times.

Guy: "you really know what you're doing girl!"
Girl: "but I really dont, hehe, I'm a Virgin"
Guy: " So you're a Western Virgin"

by Just_look_at_it September 25, 2018

Western Carl

The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.

I was giving my dad the Western Carl and then my mom walked in.

by Doctor BBC March 16, 2017

western cheeseburger

A western cheeseburger is an extremely delicious, albeit unhealthy fast food. A western cheeseburger is like a regular cheeseburger, having 1-3 hamburger patties, each with cheese, but in addition has some sort of tangy barbeque sauce on the top and most of the time, 2 or so onion rings below the patties. This creates a delightful mixture of tangy sauce and the light crunch of the onion ring.

Yeah so its a good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure if I had a lot of money I'd eat western cheeseburgers until they killed me. Oh what a glorious death that would be!

by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005

western whopper

when you hog tie a female, and jizz on her face while wearing the burger king King mask.while laughing have it your way beotch!

Yo nigga i western whopperd dat ho last night, i let her have it her way

by ZEL561 December 5, 2007

Western propaganda

A spread of lies or bs that a group or a person does that is on purpose to hurt another.

Im so sad she stopped becoming friends with me , she really gave into the western propaganda.

by Frankie cheated on you December 15, 2020

Best Western

When you take a girl much larger than yourself out to a steakhouse on a date, and she performs fellatio on you as you drive her home.

Greg took a very a robust woman on a date to steakhouse on a Tuesday, and to thank him she gave him a Best Western.

by Tronrad May 13, 2015

Western Sandbox

A method of male masturbation in which a man places a piece of 200 grit sandpaper in a microwave (or a small oven) for 45 seconds, and then proceeds to hold the sandpaper in his hand rough side outward, and furiously pleasure himself.

Bob: Hey Bayliff, what are you doing tonight?
Bayliff: Well, I'm fucking my girlfriend Pinky, then winding down with a Western Sandbox.

by Oneinthechamber June 25, 2012