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Luke Skywalker's mate from Star Wars, unlike most of the other Pilots he doesn't make the mistake of saying "I could take on the whole Empire myself" which guarantees a sudden death by Imperial laser cannon about 5 minutes later. Managed to survive the Death Star trench and the Hoth Battle, and the second Death Star attack. His full name is Wedge Antilles, which sounds like Mexican food. Also, he is a fat cunt and it's a wonder he ever managed to "Wedge" himself into the cockpit of his fighter.

"Wedge, tighten the straps and we'll hoist you out of the cockpit with a forklift. Hey - who ate all the space pies?!"

by justplainevil June 13, 2004

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Get the wedgemug.

Wedge

Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.

Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?

by Gilesy December 29, 2008

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Get the Wedgemug.

Wedge

Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."

1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.

by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 11, 2004

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Get the Wedgemug.

Wedging

The act of telling people what another person is up to so that they know to steer clear of them.

We need to start wedging grandma away from Jim before he convinces her to give him 7 dollars. Tell her he's a 9/11 Truther and thinks the Monkeypox outbreak was a Russian plot.

by StewAnon Researcher February 24, 2023

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