a ritualistic dance used to assert your male dominace among friends and/or unkownst players in the realm of Call of Duty video games; by aiming while switching between weapons while slightly strafing one must boisterously state, "Do the weapon dance! Work da work do the work da work!" The Weapon Dance is best utilized while slaying zombies as it often puts the creatures in a lengthy stupor. Note: scientific evidence suggests doing the Weapon Dance with the ballistic & bowie knife combination is the most effective form.
Spizeo: "Hey, guys, I'm about to kill this last zombie to start the next round. Is everbody read--wait, where's Beano?"
Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"
Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"
Grover: "And how!"
Ace: "Dude, he's over in the corner doing the Weapon Dance!"
Beano: "WORK DA WORK DO THE WORK DA WORK...DO THE WEAPON DANCE......WORK DA WORK!!"
Grover: "And how!"
by Guys In The House December 21, 2010
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Bob: "Damnit Jim! You're always killing everybody with the torque bow!"
Jim: "That's because its my hack weapon."
Jim: "That's because its my hack weapon."
by UndeadMessenger February 15, 2009
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Another name given to the Shotgun in any game under the Halo franchise.
Derived from the German word "schoosteg", meaning "to fuck things up"
Another name given to the Shotgun in any game under the Halo franchise.
Derived from the German word "schoosteg", meaning "to fuck things up"
Man 1: Ohh yea! I got the Shooshtig weapon and i'm gonna screnen to pwn all you n00bs!
Man 2: Not unless i open up a can of whoop ass on you with my sneefen rifle!
Man 2: Not unless i open up a can of whoop ass on you with my sneefen rifle!
by TheBlindDawg July 5, 2009
Get the Shooshtig weapon mug.A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.
Excerpt from the fanfic:
John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
by N340 October 13, 2009
Get the wepon mug.A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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Get the weapon of choice mug.A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.
"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
by shannonigans December 22, 2008
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