watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 30, 2017

Watermelon Soup

A man that usually has a huge cock also he is always fucking this dude named trolly and listens to tik toks strait into his mic for hours on end and also is very hot with his hot ass abs and retarded ass surfboard PC.

This man called Watermelon Soup is finger banging everyone's moms

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021

self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

by jondrew December 13, 2010

Watermelon trick

When one does not know the exact words to a specific song, said person can simply mouth the word "watermelon" in tune with the flow of the song to avoid looking like a complete and total asshole.

Rosalba- this song literally just came out like a minute ago how do u know the lyrics already?

Chris: psh girl I'm doin the watermelon trick

Rosalba : ahhhh shit

by The Sherman July 20, 2011

Watermelon Sugar

Whatever else it might be, Watermelon Sugar was a dance hall on Hewitt Avenue in Everett, Washington in the late 1960s.

(I know because I did many light-show gigs for the bands that performed there. I also discovered I'm not alone in remembering it, as I found a reference to it on on a website for Pacific Northwest Bands pnwbands.)

In my high school days, I spent many Saturday nights at Watermelon Sugar.

by F@lc0n February 12, 2021

watermelon juice

Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.

Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.

Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"

Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."

by DC Derailleurs July 7, 2012

Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014