Warlando

Warlando is the nickname for the city of Orlando since it is number one in crime and dangerous as hell to live at! Disney ain't Orlando guys! It's crazy out here! Crime Hills is one our neighborhoods! CRIME HILLS!

Welcome to Warlando, former safe and beautiful city of Orlando, Florida. Disney is further west, don't stop here!

by MrGanjaGreen August 6, 2014

Warlock

A Warlock is someone who made a deal with a being of great power, hereby referred to as a patron, for magic. They are considered mages.
Warlocks have powers based on who the patron is. (fire patron=fire powers)

Males and female can call themselves a warlock.

A warlock cast a spell,

and then ran out of spell slots.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

andy warhol

Very hip figure in the 60's when he was the poster boy for Pop Art and hip culture. He died of gallstone surgery at a young age. Unfortunately increasing numbers of annoying rich kids are discovering him and trying to be 'deep' by dropping his name into any and every conversation.

Me: What's 8x148 do you know?

Linux: Andy Warhol!! oh God I'm so provocative I should be on Mind of Mencia!

by Angelacia April 22, 2007

Winter Warlock

Noun

one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.

(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Fool #1: "Wow Patty is a Winter Warlock!!"
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."

by qua? February 4, 2009

warbler-neck

Warbler neck is the sore neck birders get from staring at migrating warblers up in the trees all day.

"Maddy just arrived at High Island, she's been looking straight up, scanning those treetops with her binoculars for hours at a time for Black-throated Green Warblers. It's only a matter of time before she develops warbler-neck."

by hungry-ptarmigan November 14, 2013

wardolfsalad

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

by Dakoder August 24, 2021

Drug Warlock

A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.

My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.

by MysticOgre May 28, 2013