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Wardrobing

The act of keeping a girl restrained in one's wardobe or similarly out of sight area to friends for use as a sexual plaything against said girl's will.
"What happened to Sophie?"
"Last time I saw her, she was making out with Martyn"
"Maybe he wardobed her her!"
"That would explain why he wouldn't let me see into his closet..."
"Haha he's wardrobing her... sick bastard"
by wingsulli February 22, 2010
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Coming out of The Wardrobe

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy
George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"
by M1LRTYM ! November 29, 2010
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wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
by mzpearlie July 27, 2009
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wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
by street smeg May 19, 2005
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wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.
During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.
by Amanda September 11, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.
I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.
by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005
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wardrobe malfuntion

when a piece of clothing falls off exposing urself
they werent supposed to be crotchless panties, i had a wardrobe malfuntion.
by Gretel Panasonic March 28, 2004
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