wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

Wanke

extremely over excited.

He was wanke when he heard about the concert

by The Crusade October 9, 2008

Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

wank

stroking the genitals for sexual stimulation so you can bone some hot fuck up the ass!

i need to have a wank otherwise our date will be a right cock up.

by willy wanker February 21, 2003

wank

British English meaning either:

1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation

2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory

1) I need a wank/He is wanking

2) That music is wank

by Szam December 23, 2008

A wank

noun: To leave for a five minute increment of time

I'm gonna leave for a wank

by VikingCVSB June 18, 2021

Wanking

Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.

He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.

by Drew182 July 21, 2011