butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.

by Vulva Hammer April 17, 2011

Andrew Wands

Lieutenant of the LGBT and GSA group

That guy is such an Andrew Wands

by Andy Wands December 20, 2018

Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.

Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 16, 2021

Broccoli wand

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag

Broccoli wand or cabbagefag is slang for the street drug commonly known as marijuana for example
Hey gooby
Hey Dolan

Dolan did you smoak all my broccoli wands yesterday?????

Gooby please

by Buttorange101 August 13, 2018

Narnia Wand

An extremely potent spliff that will send you to Narnia in seconds.

After 3 tokes on the Narnia Wand Joe was completely stoned

by AllNightmareLong March 2, 2009

Wand Bagon

A special type of bandwagon for dick riding Odd Future fans, meaning all odd future fans.

suburban white kid: GOLF WANG

listener of rap: shut up, you're just jumping on the Wand Bagon

by rapisdead February 22, 2012

scream wand

Wand refering to the male penis during sexual intercourse. eventually resulting in the female's climax or orgasm as she screams out with pleasure

(Guy) i scream wanded jessica last night

(Girl) Anthony scream wanded me this morning

by rdgiles21 June 12, 2006