Something that is stupid and hilarious at the same time; something whose funniness actually stems from its very stupidity.
by Kleenexwoman November 18, 2003
Get the the Walrusmug. A form of road head in which a female is performing oral sex while a male subject is driving a vehicle receiving. The driver then proceeds to a known area with a pot hole and proceeds to finish/cum in the girls mouth exactly the moment he hits the pot hole. This in turn shoots up and out the females nose, as you would when milk comes out your nose, creating two white streams of semen dripping from the nasal cavities, in turn creating the illusion of two ivory tusks protruding from the face, hence; "The Walrus". This requires great planning and timing.
by dtaylor1000 May 9, 2011
Get the The Walrusmug. 
Get the Walrusmug. Adjective. To Walrus a person, they must be laying down either on their back or stomach. The action of "Walrusing" is to leap onto the victim, landing on your stomach. This is similar to a bellyflop... except onto a person.
It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.
It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.
"Me and Jen were laying on her bed when suddenly she walrused me! She laughed because I made a weird noise due to the lack of breathing that I could do."
by freepeople March 5, 2009
Get the Walrusmug. When two men stick their penises in either side of the girl's mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.
by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011
Get the The Walrusmug. A much older male seeking physical and/or emotional relations of a more permanent nature with younger women.
When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
When an old pervert preys upon the younger women
His mother is a Cougar, always preferring younger men. That older man is a Walrus, the younger the better for him, ( as long as they are of legal age )
by WishBone98 November 3, 2009
Get the Walrusmug. by scottie ballz June 21, 2007
Get the Walrusmug.