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wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!
I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.
by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015
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wake up selfie

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.
Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017
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Brazilian Wake Up

A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.
"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."

"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."
by TheBigKahuna11 April 13, 2020
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Wake-up Break-up

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
by Praerk May 1, 2010
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Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
by Chaef-Aid February 20, 2010
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mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009
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wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.
Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.
by keith hubbell November 6, 2006
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