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Wake Tech

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...
GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!
by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009
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vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.
Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.
by eljpac March 17, 2011
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Song #11 on Green Day's American Idiot CD. It is NOT about returning to school, this song is about Billie Joe Armstrong's father dying. This is the first song in which he confronted this issue, and I think it probably did him some good. However, I don't know him personally, so I can't say for sure. Green Day dedicated this song to the Hurricane Katrina victims at the concert I went to. A damn good song too.
Summer has come and past
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
by Miracle Midgit September 23, 2005
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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Rick Wakeman

To finger a girl furiously, as Rick Wakeman of Yes fingers his keyboards
"I totally Rick Wakemaned that girl last night"
by staul December 26, 2009
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Wakeford

Ultra cool guy who fucks kirsty's, in friends beds and brakes them! Despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay.
Woah wakefords are so cool!
by Daniel Smurf March 22, 2012
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wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.
Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.
by GlazeHer May 31, 2020
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