Waifunatic 

Waifunatic (n.) - A person who is completely obsessed with Waifus, or fictional female characters, to the point of being considered eccentric or even creepy. A Waifunatic will often collect a large amount of merchandise related to their favorite Waifus, such as body pillows, figurines, and posters. They may also spend significant time browsing online forums or fan fiction sites, discussing their favourite Waifus with other like-minded individuals. While some may find their obsession strange, a true Waifunatic sees nothing wrong with their love for their favorite fictional characters.

"John is such a Waifunatic; his entire room is covered in posters and figurines of his favorite Waifus, and he spends all his free time browsing online forums and fan fiction sites."

Waifunatic by person3918 April 8, 2023

Wailany 

The most pretty, beautiful, and caring girl you could ever meet. She will always be there by your side whenever you need her. She may be a little bit toxic but thats just how they are and if you really love them. You are just gonna have to deal with it. I met my Wailany in 7th grade and she was the best person I could have ever became friends with. My Wailany is like a sister to me. Their laugh is always the best. You can tell their mad face or when they are really happy. She are really smart and im really sure she would be the most successful friend you could ever have. She takes things seriously when its actually serious but she also loves to joke around. She has a really good sense of humor. Shes a really good lover and knows how to take care of someone or be there for someone. My wailany is the BEST friend you could ever ask for. You wont regret meeting her or most definitely wont regret being friends with her.

Wailany
is
the
best

Wailany by Juju242424224 May 11, 2023

wailyn 

Wailyn is a very caring person.

Wailyn would ask how is your day is day and will sit all day and listen

wailyn by anonymous November 19, 2023

Waxlung

Waxlung is a condition developed by people who lived the "vape life" for the better part of their 20's. It's hallmarks are a low pitched, deep, chunky cough with phlegm. People who experience waxlung describe the feeling as if their throats and lungs are coated in a waxy substance.

*you hear the deepest most guttural demonic cough you've ever heard*
Bro: he got dat waxlung

Waxlung by gyrrgy December 20, 2025

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

dylan wahlund 

Dylan Wahlund is one the coolest guys you know, even doe you dont know anyone named Dylan Wahlund, theres always someone reminding about him. The dudes really rad och smart ofcourse.
He never does make mistakes but when he does its a big mistake,. He also aces almost everything unkess he doesnt want to ofcourse.

1. That dude is really rad and cool, i think its a Dylan Wahlund.
2. Omg that was a giant mistake, its probably Dylan Wahlund

dylan wahlund by DulaniusDenTredje January 31, 2018

Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.

I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.

Beltway Wailing by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020