waf

The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop

*insert name* waf, lol!!!

by Mirataku February 5, 2008

WAF

“Woke As Fuck”

Wow, that Matt Sheehan is WAF (alt. WAD woke ass dude)

by Av1227 June 2, 2018

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021

waf

Father? What’s that? What’s a father? Hehe.. 💔🔪

VisualTFX (Interviewer): Do you have any relationship with your father?
X: what’s that?
X: WAF?
X: Hehe… 💔

by VisualTFX February 4, 2025

WAF

Weird as F***: WAF is used to describe someone or something is weird to such a high extent. weird af as fuck

"Dude I'm not eating fish on a pizza, that's waf!"

by sourloser December 30, 2014

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021