waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

Waffle Stomping

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.

"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

by BigBlackDickWaffleStomper August 31, 2016

waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006

Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain

We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

The Waffle Stompers

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.

Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

by ericplayzbass92 May 26, 2010

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

Manhattan Waffle Stomper

When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick

Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?

Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up

by Chester Benner April 10, 2021