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waffle stomper 

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

Waffle Stomping 

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

waffle stompers 

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

Waffle stomping 

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain
We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom
Waffle stomping by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

The Waffle Stompers 

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.
Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)
A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.