by tornapart June 23, 2010
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A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010
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Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
by NOMOREVUVUZELAS July 7, 2010
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Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing? You're watching the World Cup on TV!
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't help that I'm vuvusexual.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't help that I'm vuvusexual.
by NasalSex December 6, 2010
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Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
1.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!
2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!
2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
by Deirdre Nightshade June 20, 2010
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When one male soccer fan gives another male soccer fan analingus, while blowing into his partners asshole, he grasps his erect penis with both hands..... Imitating the posture and sound of a person blowing into a vuvuzela .
When one male soccer fan gives another male soccer fan analingus, while blowing into his partners asshole, he grasps his erect penis with both hands..... Imitating the posture and sound of a person blowing into a vuvuzela .
by FJT June 28, 2010
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