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Vuvuzela

The instrument of Satan. Avoid at all costs.
Man #1: Did you hear Jim bought a vuvuzela?
Man #2: Yeah, they're about to hold his execution!
by tornapart June 23, 2010
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Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know
"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Vuvuzela

A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'

Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'

2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010
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Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup!

Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
by NOMOREVUVUZELAS July 7, 2010
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vuvusexual

The sexual orientation of individuals who are aroused by watching the World Cup. Derived from vuvuzuela.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing? You're watching the World Cup on TV!
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't help that I'm vuvusexual.
by NasalSex December 6, 2010
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vuvuzela

producer of the most annoying sound in the world.

Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
1.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!

2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
by Deirdre Nightshade June 20, 2010
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RUSTY VUVUZELA

(similar to the rusty trombone)

When one male soccer fan gives another male soccer fan analingus, while blowing into his partners asshole, he grasps his erect penis with both hands..... Imitating the posture and sound of a person blowing into a vuvuzela .
Lance was so excited when Spain scored.... He gave Pete a RUSTY VUVUZELA !
rusty vuvuzela
by FJT June 28, 2010
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